today i hit a hobo. it was a dare though! you guys, if someone dares you to do something they’ll arrest you if you don’t do it! #lieaday
if i hear “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” one more time i’m going to kiss someone in the face with my fist.
i have to turn my swag off now, i’m going to bed! don’t worry though, when i hop out of bed, i’ll turn it back on.
how appropriate that sallie mae put me on a 69 month payment schedule. I blame Mtv.
http://t.co/6ATGQD8Q ralph maccio, love of my life
http://t.co/7dRTRCdr music, man.
chris from skins. is on game of thrones. holy shit, career upgrade!
RT @azizansari: Essential reading! “@rejectedjokes: GQ presents - Jean-Ralphio’s Guide to Modern Manhood- http://t.co/pKtzZyJc”
watching “sister wives”. how this ugly mofo got one woman to marry him is beyond me, but the fact that he has 4 is UNFATHOMABLE.
and by this i mean my wii fit age has finally gone from 36 to 20.
